Min engelska kollega skickade detta till mig, jag måste säga att sista raden är lysande!! Naturligtvis en kille som hittat på detta, men läs sista raden. Trevlig helg!
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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